How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.