What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)