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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)