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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)