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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)