What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.