What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.