What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.