What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)