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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.