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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!