Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

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What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!