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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms?

Southwesteros

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

Is funny and is a joke!

What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!