Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.