Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.