What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise