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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.