Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

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Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Korea Jokes More Korea Jokes

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog