Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Korea Jokes More Korea Jokes

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.