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Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.