What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.