What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Previous Random Joke Next
Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.