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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate