What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate