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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.