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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...