Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked