Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight