Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked