Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight