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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.