What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.