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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.