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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.