What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.