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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...