What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.