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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!