Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.