Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.