A coup.
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
One has a coo, the other has a coup
It staged a coup
Coup.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
On duck tape!
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Because if it had four it would be a sedan.
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
A senior high school math problem.
A twix bar
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
A chicken sedan.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
