Coup Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Recalculating route.

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.