Coup Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans