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Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.