Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.