Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of undead police officers?

Zombie Acopalypse

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.