Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

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Tabby or not tabby!

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Clash of Clans

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What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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She kept running away from the ball

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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.