Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing!....

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.