What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.