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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.