What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.