What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.