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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Why, afraid of seven, five is?

Because six seven eight.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...