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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...