Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.