Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

How can you make seven even?

Take away the letter S.

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.