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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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Why is six uncomfortable around seven?

Because seven times seven was odd

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.