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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.