Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.