Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.