April Sale - 20% Off

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Previous Random Joke Next
Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.