Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Previous Random Joke Next

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.