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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.