Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.