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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.