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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...