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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!