Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).