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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,