Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.