Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless