Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.