How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood