How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice