How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.