How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it