How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

What color is ice?

Hielo.