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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.