The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Starbucks
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
It's over, man.
When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
Because it was crumby.
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Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Nark Nark
Oh no, my ice cracked!
He breaks in.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
M: Protesting this conversation.
