The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Me. Ow.
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Because they're funny on many levels.
On your Marx, get set, go!
Nark Nark
JUST-ICE
Mention feminism.
M: Protesting this conversation.