The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".
JawaScript
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
They both like to crack open a cold one
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
It's CoRnY
Dear Reader
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
There may be leavesdropping
TBC
