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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower