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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower