Oscar im so sorry
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
Their odds of winning are the same
Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
Sesame Street has an Oscar.