What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Why did the Spanish man's boat sink?

Ola

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.