What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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They both work with crust.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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No Oscar!