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What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase?

Diez mio!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.