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What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.