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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.