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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What do you call a red lemon?

A Lenin.)

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)