How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?

Sizzle-r

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.