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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.