Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle