Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle