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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Who is driving?

A cop.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns