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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger