Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.