Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.