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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW