Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!