Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it