Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...