Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What's a tiger?

A stri-ped!

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.