Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.