Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!