Stripe Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What's a Russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'