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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What's a tiger?

A stri-ped!

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Wally Jokes More Wally Jokes

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Adida Jokes More Adida Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.