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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

Venetian Jokes More Venetian Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!