What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.