What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.