Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.