Venetian Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

You might also enjoy:

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.