Venetian Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why are you wearing?

Existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.