How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune