How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.