What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.