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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!