What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.