What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.