Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.