Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.