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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.