Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.