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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.