Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.