What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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How does French cheese expire?

From age

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.