Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
To a retail store.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
Because...bros before hose!
They say he was snowed in.
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
A solmate
Plan C-ya.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
