What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble