What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.