What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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A ruff draft.

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Decepticondoms.

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He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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R/explainlikeimfive

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CuNO3!

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.