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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustaches.

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

A mental block!