One... The rest are true stories.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
