One... The rest are true stories.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
3, and the rest are true stories.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)