3, and the rest are true stories.
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
Because torque is cheap
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
One... The rest are true stories.