How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

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How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.