How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)