How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.