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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.