How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Whos the funniest disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.