How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.