How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.