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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!