What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.