A phantomime!
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
It would've just been "mas".
Scary Christmas!
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
Vegetarians!