What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.