Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Justin Timberlake Jokes More Justin Timberlake Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!