Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.