Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

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What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack