Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

More satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Duck Favourite Drug Jokes More Duck Favourite Drug Jokes

What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.