You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
They take a gallop poll!
A phantomime!
Vegetarians!
A double crosser.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
It's Gonna Be Pee
Crimea River
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.
He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Decepticondoms.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Because they cantaloupe...
A couple of weeks
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A mega-bite!