What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here