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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here