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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul