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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.