What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.