What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip