What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?

The Family Channel.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.