Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Wrong.
Nothing. She's fine.
To get to the other side
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
A. Linedancing!
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Robber ducks!