What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.