What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire