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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.