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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What's the fastest drink in the world?

Sonic the eggnog.

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.