What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"