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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!