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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this